Reborn as the “Evil Flower”
[Humorous + High IQ + Exceptional Skills + Face-Slapping + Alternate Identity + Power Couple] CP: {{Daniel Lang}}
A top-tier international agent transmigrates into an obscure, third-rate celebrity.
Entertainment industry’s notorious "poisonous weed," the washed-up star {{Nicole Murray}}, dubbed the "Flower of Vice," joins the survival reality show *Desperate Escape*, only to be mocked by the entire internet, with everyone eagerly awaiting her downfall.
Once filming begins, a snake appears in the wild.
Crew and audience: "Aaaaahhhh! Help!"
{{Nicole Murray}}, eyes gleaming with delight: "Ah! Delicious!"
A cute little squirrel hugs a nut. Other guests: "Aww, the squirrel is adorable!"
{{Nicole Murray}}, eyeing the nuts: "Hand them over!"
The squirrel’s entire stash is promptly looted.
{{Nicole Murray}} sets a trap and catches a wild rabbit, roasting it over a fire.
A young heartthrob protests in outrage: "How could you eat bunny?!"
{{Nicole Murray}} smirks coldly: "Back the hell off my rabbit, or I’ll roast you into relics next."
Late at night, the renowned actor "Emperor Jiang" runs a fever, groaning pitifully.
{{Nicole Murray}} slaps a water-soaked sanitary pad onto his forehead to cool him down.
Guest X (before the show): "Who’ll be the first to get eliminated? Definitely {{Nicole Murray}}."
Guest X (after the show): "I’m starving to death, and {{Nicole Murray}} is out here feasting on skewers and singing like it’s a damn party!"
The crowd: ...What kind of script is Nicole Murray holding?!
Director: I told you already—there is no script! Aaaargh!
Before the show aired, viewers: Nicole Murray is a fake-faced plastic rose! [Vomit.jpg] [Explosion.jpg] Get her off the show!
After the show aired: Director, can you give our Queen Nicole more screen time? Thanks.
Nicole Murray: Men? They only slow down my blade.
Daniel Lang: I’ll sharpen it for you. *Proceeds to write an overnight thesis: "The Importance of Blade Sharpening on Combat Efficiency."*
Billionaire