【Brain Repository~】

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Hearing Wind City Theater.

Xu Anshan, dressed in green, was riding and beating a well-dressed, noble-looking young man, who bit his teeth and tilted his head back.

"You dare to hit me, do you know who my father is?"

"My father, Sun Xiangdong!"

"He's the Regent Minister of the Canglan Dynasty!!!"

"The Canglan Monarch is my dad's sworn brother. If you dare hit me, you're tired of living!"

Bang!

Xu Anshan smacked him with a plate that had been holding strawberries.

Blood was everywhere.

"Say it again, who's your daddy?"

Xu Anshan grabbed the collar of the Minister's son, and his hand directly picked up a stick from the ground.

"Speak!"

The minister's son, his face covered in blood, remained silent for a long time.

The entire theatre fell into silence.

Xu Anshan, the son of the Prime Minister, glared his eyes.

"In Listening Wind City, I represent the public order and good customs. The constitution I issued three years ago clearly prohibits harassment of good women in Listening Wind City!"

"How dare you molest girls in front of me?"

"Are you tired of being alive? I'll break your weight!"

"And you dare to bring up your father."

"Family Master Mei Jiji!"

"If your dad comes, I'll beat him the same way. What does the Prime Minister of the Canglan Dynasty count as!"

"Get out!"

Xu Anshan fiercely kicked the elegantly dressed young man, leaned back on his fur chair that is exclusively his, and the courtesans on both sides knelt in front of him on their cushions, feeding him strawberries.

"What are you standing there for?"

"Continue the music, continue dancing!"

All of the spectators in the theatre returned to their seats, and the performers on the stage also started to make noises and perform.

Xu Anshan leaned comfortably on his chair.

Suddenly, a merchant with a smiling face and tummy ran up.

"Master Xu Feng."

Xu Anshan slightly lifted his eyelids.

"I was just looking for you. What is your theater doing? Someone is bullying your girl waitress in your theater, and you just let it be?"

"Master Xu Feng, he is the son of the Vice Chancellor." The merchant gave a bitter smile.

"He’s not worth a damn."

Xu Anshan disdainfully cupped his fists towards the east.

"Heir to the Mei Family!"

The merchant just smiled without saying a word, Xu Anshan gave him another glance.

"Also, get more variety in your theater. It's boring."

Xu Anshan stretched his hand to his neck.

Two courtesans with delicate white hands immediately applied pressure to his shoulders, alleviating his fatigue.

"Didn't I give you two some DJ tracks last time?"

"Time to get lively."

"And the dancers, they're wearing too much."

"They're covered so modestly, what are these gentlemen in the audience supposed to look at?"

The merchant nodded and bowed in agreement.

"Master Xu Feng, you are right. The dance has been in rehearsal and the costumes are being tailored."

"Serve some dim sum."

Xu Anshan cast a sidelong glance at him.

"If you encounter any difficulties, go to the Wan Le Hall and find my martial sister. If she is not there, contact the store manager on their end and tell them it's on my behalf."

"Understood."

"Why are you still standing there, then?"

The merchant looked troubled. After a long silence, he pulled out a grubby girl from behind him. "Master Xu Feng, can you take this child back to your Wan Jian Sect?"

Xu Anshan had an impression.

She was the sister who had been previously bullied by the son of the deputy prime minister. If it hadn't been for him, who happened to be there listening to music, who knows what might have happened to the girl?

*Ding——*

[Task issued: The population of Wu Shi Peak is dwindling. Please recruit a disciple or hire a concubine. After completion, you will receive an amazing gift.]

[Data panel has been unlocked.]

???

Could this be the so-called system from the legends?

Xu Anshan surveys the surroundings.

[Luo Hongyu]

[Age]: 19

[Level]: Low-ranking

[Potential]: No Spiritual Roots

[Characteristics]: Innocently Dependent, Fond of Music, Skilled in Playing the Flute

[Appearance]: 89

……

[Cui Wan]

[Age]: 20

[Level]: Low-ranking

[Potential]: Inferior Wood Spiritual Root

[Characteristics]: Gentle and Considerate, Like Jade Skin, Exquisite Handicraft skills

[Appearance]: 90

……

"What is this, a data panel?

Pretty accurate indeed.

Luo Hongyu is indeed excellent at playing the flute, and Cui Wan's craftsmanship is also incredibly exquisite.

By the way, when did this system appear?

[Dude, I have been bound to you for five years]

Bound for five years, Xu Anshan was clueless.

"At least you could have notified me when we were bound."

[You never called for me either]

The system was almost in tears.

Other hosts would ask 'System, are you there?' once they arrived. But this host, he didn't bother at all. He was just enjoying the music.

Five years.

For five solid years, Xu Anshan never thought about the existence of a system.

He couldn't hold it in anymore.

[Host dude, let's move on to the main topic~]

"No pick ups."

He really doesn't lack a system.

Master Mei reached her coming-of-age ceremony and is hailed as a celestial maiden in the mortal realm.

His senior is the overlord of all quarters.

All he needs to do is to enjoy music leisurely. Why should he take any damn task? He could lead a free and exciting life for the next hundred years.

【Why don't you accept the task? Don't you want to be invincible?】

"Do you know who my master is?"

【Yes~】

【I've been laying low for five years. I've seen the terror of your Master's teachings, but I still chose to step up. I didn't unbind myself silently. Do you know why?】

"Couldn't care less."

What's it got to do with him?

【You say you want to know!!!!!!!!】

It seems to be in a rush.

He heard that systems could self-destruct. If he agitated it more, there was a chance he could provoke it to explode and die.

“Alright alright, I'm interested. You can talk now~"

Xu Anshan doesn't want to be killed by a system explosion before he's done enjoying himself. It would be way too unfortunate.

【I, Fearless~】

【I admit your master is indeed powerful, but if I were to unlock my highland blood, compete with the heaven and earth, even the system rules that the Dragon-slaying Saber slashes will be intimidated by me. What do you think about the odds between your master and me?】

"19 to 1, 1 for you, 9 for my master."

The system suddenly fell silent.

"You there, you’re not planning something naughty, are you?" Xu Anshan asked nervously.

【Damn it!!!】

【Buddy, I stand tall in the system community. You’re insulting me!】

【Let me emphasize again, I am a system!!!】

【At least try me out, I am a system, I am a system, buddy. Ding—do you understand the weight of this?】

“I won’t try. My master, Mei Jujie.”

【Oh snap!】

【Buddy, how about this, let's become swornd brothers, in the future we need not wish to be born on the same day in the same month in the same year, nor do we wish to die on the same day in the same month in the same year!】

“???”

Whoosh~! Whoosh~!

Suddenly, several immortals riding swords fell outside the theater.

Upon seeing the immortal arriving,

all the guests instinctively cleared a path. They watched as he hastily made his way to Xu Anshan.

"Junior Uncle!!!"

Xu Anshan stopped paying attention to the system and raised his eyebrows at the young man with starry eyes before him.

"Sixth Son, what brings you here?"

"Junior Uncle, did you forget? Today is the day our sect welcomes new disciples. All the peak masters have arrived, only you are missing. Our master specially sent me to bring you back."

"......"

They've actually come searching for him.

He had escaped all the way to Listening Wind City to listen to music. Couldn't the Sect Master let him be?

Why would he want to attend the disciple initiation ceremony?

Listening to the music was much more relaxing.

【Dude, look at me~】

【Are you upset about not being able to recruit disciples? I can do it】

【What your disciples can do, I can do】

【What your disciples can't do, I'll grit my teeth and do it for you】

【I know, you might not believe what I'm saying now, but let's both give each other a chance】

【Really, just give me a try】

【I'm a system, system, system—I'm really useful, can you give me some face, just try me】

【From now on, I'll call you bro, and you call me little bro】

【Together as brothers, we will take on great endeavors!】

【Use me!】

【I'm literally kowtowing to you now!!】

Don't curse at me if you've decided to store this in your brain from the beginning~ This is a purely comedic work, so don't talk to me about brains

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