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Grandpa Cultivates, I Rule As Emperor

Grandpa Cultivates, I Rule As Emperor

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Grandfather cultivated the Dao and sought medicinal remedies. He would not live in the imperial palace, choosing instead to reside in a Daoist temple…… Father was incorrigibly lustful. He stayed in the imperial palace, working tirelessly in the harem like a busy little bee…… The young Patrick Whitmore stood to one side, silently watching them perform…… He couldn't help thinking, “Now that you're done performing, it's my turn, right…………”
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Zhu Xue was a history major at a university in Nanjing. Day to day, the thing he loved most was simple—jump on the forums and trade insults till the thread caught fire.

But this day, he wasn’t fighting online anymore.

This day, it was face to face. Right at the front gate. Real steel.

He had a giant backpack slung over one shoulder. Inside were four or five steel pipes. By the school entrance, four like-minded brothers were already waiting for him.

Why throw hands?

Simple. The online flame war had gone too far. If nobody fought, there was no clean ending to it.

A few months earlier, a hit drama about the Ming Dynasty had exploded out of nowhere and stirred up a huge wave of attention.

And just like that, the old internet brawls shifted. The new battlefield was the Great Ming.

Zhu Xue, born in the new age, raised under the red banner, walking in the spring wind of a new century—young, hot-blooded, full of spirit—naturally planted himself on the side defending Ming.

The new forum topic was blunt:

Between the Ming and the Qing, which was stronger, and whose golden age lasted longer?

That thread piled up over thirty thousand replies. Hundreds of thousands followed it. All kinds of history buffs ran in to watch the chaos.

At first, the mood online had been decent enough. Something close to an “academic discussion.”

But life moved too fast now. People were wound tight, pressure jammed in their bones. So the arguing went from restrained jabs, to family greetings, to a full-on runaway curse war that nobody could pull back.

The “battle of abuse” lasted a full two months.

And Student Zhu? He was one of the fiercest in the whole thread.

He blasted Qing supporters and defended Ming day and night. In the middle of that endless war of words, he ended up digging deeper and deeper into the history of the Great Ming.

He had to.

If he didn’t understand it, he couldn’t out-argue the other side.

But in the end, that fight didn’t stay online.

They set up a real fight.

The first one to bring it up was a guy with the ID “Holy Ancestor.”

Quit yapping online, he wrote. If you’ve got guts, meet in real life. I’ve got money. Who’s taking this job as a hired fighter?

Right below that, a pack of Qing fans started piling on.

Zhu Xue was over six feet tall, broad-shouldered, solid as a post. He came from a town famous for martial arts. He’d learned some moves as a kid. So when it came to a fight invitation, he wasn’t scared at all.

If anything, he was itching for it.

They added each other on WeChat, waved flags, talked big, beat the drum till the blood got hot, and fixed the place near Ming Xiaoling.

Each side could bring only five people. No more.

Otherwise the mess would get too ugly and attract the wrong kind of attention from the authorities.

Once they met up, they got on a bus and headed straight for Ming Xiaoling without stopping.

When they reached the agreed place, they realized they’d been played.

They had said five against five.

The other side brought over twenty men.

Zhu Xue didn’t flinch, but the others with him were already going soft in the gut. One of them tugged at his sleeve and whispered, “How about... we call the authorities?”

Zhu Xue’s face darkened on the spot.

A man from a martial arts town, answering a fight challenge and then calling the authorities?

That was pure shame.

He shot the idea down at once.

Tall, thick-built, with a face fierce enough to scare people before he even spoke, Zhu Xue gripped a steel pipe and strode forward to call them out. The other four had no choice but to follow. Like ducks being shoved onto a rack.

But in their hearts, every one of them was praying.

Law-bound society, they thought.

Surely the other side wouldn’t dare go too far.

Zhu Xue pointed his pipe and barked, “You Qing bootlickers, didn’t we agree on it? Five on each side. What, now you’re playing dirty?”

A man from the other side spat and sneered. “Who the hell said we’re Qing fans? We’re hired online muscle. But seeing you’re just students, I’ll be kind. Lie down on the ground, let me snap a picture, send it over to the guy in Beijing, and we won’t beat you.”

Zhu Xue gave a cold snort. “Lie down for a photo? That depends on whether you lot have the skill. Brothers, for our Great Ming—charge!”

He shouted and started forward.

Then after two steps, he realized no one was following.

Across from him, the twenty-odd men all pulled out weapons. Baseball bats. Spiked clubs. Thick sticks. Cold iron in a row, ugly and mean.

Zhu Xue’s heart gave a hard thump.

Damn. Looks like these fellows’ convictions aren’t strong enough.

And right then, even he started feeling the fear creep in.

Sure, he’d trained some fists and kicks. Taking on four or five men wasn’t impossible.

But over twenty?

That was a different beast.

Two fists couldn’t beat four hands, much less forty. And now his own side was already scared stiff. Before the fight had even begun, they’d already lost half of it.

Regret hit Zhu Xue in the gut.

If I’d known, I should’ve brought the five idiots from my dorm.

If those five sons were here, this would’ve been one hell of a fight.

He stopped where he was and forced out, “How about... how about we do this one-on-one?”

The other side burst out laughing.

“Sure,” one said. “You one man, versus all twenty of us.”

Zhu Xue nearly blacked out on the spot.

What kind of rotten old-movie line was that?

And they actually thought it was funny.

Now he was stuck on a tiger’s back and couldn’t get down.

One look at the other side and it was clear—they were street men, not keyboard barkers.

Maybe...

Maybe he really should just lie down and let them take the photo.

Right when that thought shook him down to the roots—

One of the fellows behind him moved first.

That man chose to strike before being struck. He yanked out the brick he’d brought with him and hurled it straight at the other side.

“Aah—!”

It smashed right into the head of one of their little leaders.

Split him open on the spot.

Blood burst out.

The man who threw the brick turned and ran without even looking back.

The other three ran too.

Zhu Xue wanted to run as well.

But by then he was already surrounded.

No way out.

Fists, boots, clubs, sticks—everything came crashing at him from all directions. He had nowhere to dodge, nowhere to hide. The blows rained down like hail.

Truth be told, most of that bunch were still holding back. Nobody really dared go too far.

But one idiot hit like he’d lost his mind.

He swung a club straight at Zhu Xue’s head.

In that split second, Zhu Xue felt like he saw his great-grandmother.

No.

Maybe he really did see her.

Blood ran into his eyes. Warm, sticky, blinding. His vision blurred little by little, the world washing out into red and dark...

When he opened his eyes again, he was in an ancient-looking room.

Everything around him was old-style. The bed, the drapes, the carved wood, the faint scent in the air—quiet, rich, strange.

And his body...

His body had become small.

He was lying on a bed.

He wanted to speak, but what came out was crying.

He froze inside.

What the hell is this?

Wasn’t I in the middle of a fight?

How did I suddenly turn into a newborn baby?

This... this was absurd. Too bizarre.

Then he heard a voice by his ear.

“The little heir must be hungry...”

A pair of hands lifted him up.

Then something was placed before him.

Zhu Xue was startled out of his wits.

What—what kind of situation is this?!

But instinct was quicker than shame.

He began to feed.

A little fishy.

A little sweet.

After he had eaten his fill, Zhu Xue still kept crying. Then a dignified woman took him into her arms.

She was clearly a married lady, but Zhu Xue guessed she wasn’t very old.

Her robes were fine and costly, graceful without trying, noble without force. She looked down at him with a soft smile and rocked him gently.

Before long, sleepiness rolled over him like warm water.

His crying faded bit by bit.

Then he fell asleep.

Seeing that Zhu Xue was asleep, the woman carefully laid him back on the bed.

A palace maid stepped to her side and said in a low voice, “Princess Consort, someone has come from the palace. The Prince asks that you go over at once.”

The woman gave a slight nod.

Then she left the room with her attendants.

Zhu Xue slept on the bed, knowing none of it.

By the bedside, four palace maids stood there all the while, respectful and still, not daring to slacken in the slightest.

But Zhu Xue knew nothing now.

Everything happening in this moment had little to do with him anymore.

At present, he was only an infant.