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Group Chat of the Immortals World

Group Chat of the Immortals World

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One day, Xiao Yi accidentally scanned the sky and added a WeChat group called the Immortal World's Water Friend group. "We are all omnipotent deities!" "Then I want to see through everything and see through the Golden Eyes of Fire." "Uh, we only have the seductive eyes that capture people's hearts." "Damn, then I want to identify the Golden Eyes of an antique!" "Uh, we don't have this. Wu Daozi, why don't you help me with it?" "Fuck, do you still remember what you did a thousand years ago? Come, come, I'll draw a new one for you." As a result... Xiao Yi's invincible path of life began.
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On the 10th day of May, the swimming club in the school was crowded.

The swimming pool was crowded with people. It was difficult to walk in the water, let alone swim.

"Don't think that you can be lawless in the school just because you were admitted to a sports high school in advance!" Xiao Yi jumped out of the swimming pool with an angry face, stood in front of a girl, and shouted at a man in front of him.

Xiao Yi didn't know the girl, but the man he'd berated was the infamous student of the school, Wu Yi!

Wu Yi was good at fighting, fighting, smoking, drinking... He was simply a gangster in the campus. It was common for him to flirt with female classmates. If he hadn't met him this time, he would probably have succeeded again.

The swimming pool was already crowded, so it was normal to touch and touch anyone.

Even if he touched some sensitive parts, at most he would apologize. There was no way to investigate it.

"You are f*cking courting death, aren't you?" Wu Yi immediately spoke viciously after seeing that it was Xiao Yi who had intercepted him.

"I really can't hold myself back. Don't you know how to buy a few scrolls of toilet paper and close the door on your own?" Xiao Yi's face was filled with confidence as he replied in a loud voice.

There were so many students in the swimming pool. Xiao Yi wasn't afraid that Wu Yi would jump over the wall and attack him.

"Good, very good. I'll wait for you at the school gate after school in the afternoon! I hope you have the guts at that time!" Wu Yi smiled ferociously. After saying these harsh words, he left without looking back.

At this moment, Xiao Yi turned his head to look at the girl he'd saved, only to find that she'd already left.

...

"F*ck, Xiao Yi, are you crazy? Why did you provoke that Wu Yi?"

After coming out of the locker room, a man hurriedly found Xiao Yi. He was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan.

"That's right. I heard that he will wait for you at the school gate after school. What should we do? It's said that Wu Yi once had a brilliant battle record! He chased ten people alone and chased them from the street to the end of the street." Another man ran over with an anxious face.

"It doesn't matter if we don't go through the front door or the back door." Xiao Yi shrugged his shoulders with an indifferent expression.

The two men who were talking were the iron brothers in his class. The one in the front was called Chen Hao, and the one in the back was called Hui Yao. The three of them had known each other since junior high school and had been classmates for six years.

"You can escape for a while, but you can't escape for a lifetime. What if he is waiting for you every day? You can't skip class and not go to school, can you?" Chen Hao was still very worried.

"That's right. If you can think of the back door of the school, Wu Yi must want it. Why don't we report it to the school?" Glory gave Xiao Chen an idea.

"Damn it, is there a need to be so scared? If worst comes to worst, I'll just take a beating. Don't bother with me." Xiao Yi had an impatient expression on his face. In reality, he was afraid that he would implicate his two brothers.

Xiao Yi was well aware of the personalities of these two brothers. If they interfered, they would be beaten from one person to three.

As for defeating Wu Yi, Xiao Yi had never held this hope. Although that glorious battle record was a bit lacking, it also indirectly showed Wu Yi's terrifying combat strength. To be accepted in advance by the sports academy was definitely a monster-like existence.

After school ended in the afternoon, Xiao Yi asked his two brothers to leave first no matter what. He then ran to the rooftop of the teaching building and looked at the school gate.

"Damn it, he's really waiting for me. There's even someone else at the back door." Xiao Yi was instantly in despair. He'd thought that he'd at least be able to avoid today.

"I won't go out. I don't believe that you dare to enter the school and beat me up! Let's see who has more time!" Xiao Yi made up his mind and locked the rooftop door.

An hour later, bored, he simply found a clean place to lie down and played with his mobile phone.

He accidentally opened the WeChat scanning function.

Suddenly, with a beep, a group chat was added.

Then, there was a series of beeps, all of which were from the WeChat group.

"Water Friend group from the heavenly realm? What the hell? He just swept through the sky and added a WeChat group? Now that the advertisement has been pushed forward, it's too insane!" Xiao Yi, who was already in a bad mood, became even angrier. He stretched out his hand and reported this group.

However, before he could press his finger down, a voice message from the red packet came.

Xiao Yi shivered all over, as if a bolt of lightning had flashed through his pupils.

No matter what kind of advertisement was pushed, those who could send red packets were a good group!

One point, one pull, one stroke...

I'm sorry, your hand is too slow. The red packet has been snatched away.

"F*ck!" Xiao Yi's face was full of annoyance. If the interface was in the group, he would have been able to save a little bit of effort.

"F*ck you, why don't you go to hell! You've only sent 500 yuan, and I don't even have enough teeth!"

In the group, a guy called Mighty Miracle God said and sent a furious emoji.

Another member of the Southern Guards chimed in, " Shi Shijun, you enjoyed the fireworks of so many people. Why did you only have this little bit of it? Who the hell are you?" The following words became more and more unpleasant to the ear.

"Damn it, a dog biting Lyu Dongbin! If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have sent it." Guoguo, who had sent the red packet, became even angrier and began to scold the two of them.

"Five hundred? Isn't the red packet only available for two hundred at most?" Xiao Yi's brows suddenly furrowed. With a puzzled expression, he opened the red packet that had been stolen again.

In an instant, his eyes turned red!

500! It's really 500!

"Damn it, I've suffered a great loss!"

At this time, a man named Dongfang Evil jumped out and sent a pitiful emoji. "Masters, please do me a favor. Since you don't like these 500 points, you can give them to Xiaoxian."

"Get lost!"

Mighty Miracle God and the South Heaven Guards said at the same time.

"Sob, sob, sob..." Dongfang Auspiciousi sent an emoji of crying.

"Are these people all borrowed?" Xiao Yi made an analysis and found that the names of the people in this WeChat group were all the names of some ancient immortals.

"From the looks of it, it should be some kind of travel promotion method. The current marketing advertisement is even willing to spend money to hire temporary actors to make a talk show?"

Xiao Yi's heart was suddenly filled with a wicked idea as he watched the group of lunatic-like people blabbering and scolding each other.

"Look at how big your boss is. He has been an immortal for hundreds of years. Is it worth cursing for these hundreds of incense sticks? Don't you blush? I'm so sorry!" Xiao Yiniu coaxed them and changed his name to the Untainted Land's Untainted Land's Free Saint Emperor of Fate.

Silence, silence...

The WeChat group, which was originally very noisy and full of enthusiasm, was instantly dead silent...

About five minutes later...

"Fuck, god-like player, worship god-like player. I beg god-like player to give me some incense." The first person to speak was still the one from the East.

"Hello, are you a guest from the 33rd Heaven?"

In the group chat, Taibai Jinxing, who had never spoken before, sent a big blank expression.